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    cityblue30:

    collegehumor:

    World’s Fastest Guitar Player Plays at 999 BPM

    He can play faster, but there’s a 1 in 10 chance it’ll tear open a black hole and destroy the universe. So he only does it if a cute girl is watching.

    I… Ya… Um. Fuck

    (Source: College Humor, via pricklylegs)

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    why you so far?!!!

    I wish you were here! I wish you were him!!

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    (via highhlife, isecretlylikeyou)

Haha funny!

    (via highhlife, isecretlylikeyou)

    Haha funny!

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    Oh you know, just ordering a pizza to share with myself.

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    Dec

    I hate a man who loves my boobies more than myself! Its all bullshit!

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    Dec

    I know that i’m in love when the thing i can only think about is u!

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